I am a scientist

I was just given back my political science paper, evaluating Cleon's leadership abilities in the context of the Peloponnesian War. For some reason, Monoson decided to give me a 93, proving her to be a complete imbecile. I personally can not write an essay to save my life; you can probably tell that by reading through my updates. As if the odds were not against me to begin with, I actually started the paper the night before it was due, spent three hours playing foosball, took a trip to the local bar and then proceeded to try and finish it the next morning while hungover.

I was never actually able to finish. Pressed for time, I cobbled together a conclusion after restructuring the whole paper to try and make it fit within the eight-page framework. In spite of my efforts, the essay came out to only seven pages, and I was forced to run to class and deliver my work at the last possible minute.

And I got an A. Why am I complaining?