Bloody Rich

I just checked my google site rating, and it turns out that people do actually read this page. Whoever you are, I thank you. I always felt I was cut out for internet superstardom.

It turns out Hassan is not in jail. He just disappeared for several months after canceling his cell phone, which he suspected had been tapped by the Feds. That is all I am at liberty to reveal.

Actually, I really need to add this. According to Sammis (my biggest fan, it seems), Hassan befriended a midget right before Spring Break and hatched a scheme to somehow burrow into people's dorm rooms and steal their valuables.

Very classy.