High All The Time

Get a job, you fucking hippie.

One day, I want to be rich and cranky enough to sling that comment at some indigent college student. Also, check out "Life Like Weeds", by Modest Mouse. The guitar work is... interesting. We'll leave it at that.

It pays to be rich. Mull that one over.

I am starting a new religion, out of convenience. When things go well, we will applaud ourselves for our good judgment and skill. When things go badly, however, we can blame God. Why do this? Quite frankly, I do not like being accountable for my own failures; blaming them on some sinister outside force takes care of this quite neatly. The God-fearing among us can reverse the effect, thereby blaming manking for everything that goes wrong; this will serve to make this new religion more appealing to Catholics.