So How Exactly Does One Rape Oneself Up the Ass?
I have no idea. But America just did it. No, I still haven't gotten over it. Hope you have enough lube, Middle America, because you're going to be taking it up the ass for the next four years.
I just realized that nobody in Middle America is going to be able to get married! And since they're all fundamentalist evangelical Christians, they'll be taking self-loathing to the extreme. Ha ha!
Listening to: "A Dulcimer's Fancy" by The Occasion
posted by Laura @ 11/05/2004 06:03:00 AM
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Excuse me while I wag...
Yep, we'll be pokin around in your uteri and your diaries, stifling your speech, and generally stomping all over your rights. Sigh...ain't it grand? Oh, and that raping yourself up the ass business...cut that out right now. We'll have none of that. Now, go sign up for the draft. We're gonna invade France any minute, and we need you to ride on the front of the tank.
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