Updates, updates, updates!

Things I think I think:

1. Interpol is very, very good. So good it is scary, but scary like some kind of zeppelin-based orchestra that shatters tall buildings with its keen sonic barrages.
2. I would rather read books tying economics into American religion than study for my exams.
3. I would rather write Bloody Murder updates than study for my exams.
4. I strongly suspect 50 Cent is only five feet tall.
5. Marcus Hatten should be in the NBA.
6. I should be an offensive tackle in the NFL. Wouldn't that be fun?
7. I must be the laziest human being alive.
   
8. I have been described as a combination of Freddie Prinze and Topher Grace.
   
9. I have also been compared to a sloth.
10. You can't take some things personally.
11. You can't take some things personally enough.
12. I have always liked the number twelve. I have no idea why, but I suspect it has something to do with the dynamic synergies between 2 and 3.
13. All you need is love, apparently. Food, water and air are optional.
14. What is love? I must thank Haddaway for so eloquently posing this query. If I ever hear that song played again, I will stab something.

Nice. I am out like some kind of witty metaphor.

Listening to: New - Interpol