Another Reason Why America Should Pursue an Isolationist Policy

So where are they going to build the Afghanistan memorial? The Gulf War I and II memorials? They've already plopped a great ornate marble abscess between the Washington Monument and the reflecting pool. Destroyed the whole point of the reflecting pool, which now reflects very little.

They're going to have to start demolishing some of the older memorials to make way for all the new wars.

First to go will be all the Smithsonian institutions. They're edjimicational. America don't need no edjimication. America needs patriotism, and complete and utter subservience to the most powerful monkey on a string in the world. America needs to remember all the po' underprivileged 19-year-olds who died for Bush's various groundless violations of state sovereignty or frivolous excursions into urban guerilla warfare.

Listening to: "Eli, the Barrowboy" by The Decemberists