ADD is OK

The Timberwolves made it to the Finals, and I could not be happier. As a result, I am not actually going to put any thought into this update. I mean, my boy KG just beat the Queens; I have to celebrate in some way.

College really isn't that different from high school. Cliques are called fraternities here at Northwestern, and the jocks still keep to themselves. The only real difference is the ridiculous amount of alcohol available to you. I would say the average American college campus has enough alcohol on hand to strip the red paint off the Golden Gate Bridge.

That really is not a very good analogy. After all, should I really be drinking something that could potentially tear the Golden out of Golden Gate? I think not.

I was thinking about the Lynndie England case today and it suddenly occurred to me that she and Jessica Lynch are polar opposites. Lynndie is a dumb, dog-faced nymphomaniac. Jessica, on the other hand, is pure, heroic and heals sick birds. The whole episode reminds me a lot of the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan feud. If I remember correctly, Tonya was not a looker, so to speak. That's chauvinist guy language for "she had a horse growing out of the side of her face".

Sometimes, I wonder how much skill is required to be a NASCAR driver. I grant that their reflexes are quite impressive, but the list of maneuvers they must strive to master is about three items long: overtake right, overtake left and turn left. I always watch analysts interviewing drivers on ESPN and wonder what truly seperates Jeff Gordon from Dale Earnhardt. Chalk NASCAR up as one of those sports I do not understand, in between Baseball and powerwalking.

I am le tired. Maybe I'll write something more interesting and entertaining tomorrow.

Yeah, right.

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