Pimp My Dog

Today I saw not two dogs on wheels. Not just one dog on wheels, but two. It was like a combination between a walker and a tricycle attached to the back half of the dog's body. It was quite absurd, yet completely rational. If I had a dog with no back leg, I would totally pimp that shit. You know, ALL the mods. A giant wing-spoiler combination with LED just above the tail. Fender flares around the front legs and the one back leg. Hood vent installed on the forehead, maybe some fender flares just along the ribcage. And rims. Hell yeah, rims around the wheels. And definitely graphics. I'd spraypaint my dog. With FLAMES and a racing stripe and a bigass sticker that says "Type R" and "Turbo." And I'd have neon blue lights installed around the chest so my dog glows at night. And I'd install windcleaner jets. Those would glow too. Hell YEAH!


Listening to: "Heart + Soul" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club